The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway, sees the man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong. "I feel terrible!" he explains. "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM!" She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.
The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again. He hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray
on the Easter Bunny?!?" The woman turns the can around so the man can read the label. It says...
(Are you ready for this?)
(You know you're gonna be sorry...)
(Okay, here it is...)
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave.